I seem to remember this being done before, albeit less in depth.
'Hi, my name is Joe Hudgens"
"Hi, Joe"
"I'm an alcohbloodbowlaholic."
I just turned 36 last December, and live in Kansas City, Missouri, U.S. of A., with my wife Laura, our 6 month old (on Friday) daughters Vivian Rose and Eva Marie, two (2) cats Laura brought into this marriage and, until Sunday (I'm still gutted

), my 8 year old English Bulldog Sarge (which is another tale). We live in an old tudor home built in 1925, which is mostly original and are in the painfully slow process of beginning to remodel.
I've been a duly licensed and practicing attorney at law for 10 years. I'm licensed in the State of Missouri and the State of Indiana, as well as in the United States District Court for the Districts of Kansas and Western District of Missouri. I have been a public defender (criminal defense attorney appointed to represent indigent individuals charged with criminal offenses), a prosecuting attorney, private counsel for a mid-size law firm, and corporate counsel for a few mid-level corporations. I'm a trained litigator, and have conducted 15 jury trials that I've tried as lead counsel, mostly without co-counsel help, and hundreds of court tried cases. My expertise is in criminal defense and I do some work in the copyright, trademark and trade dress areas. Last August I started my own law firm with a former boss and we have offices here in Kansas City, St. Louis and Chicago. I have a juris doctor, and bachelor's degree in Philosophy and U.S. History. My wife Laura is a staff cardiologist here in town and she specializes in heart failure and adult congenital cardiology. She's board certified in echocardiography, internal medicine, pediatrics and cardiology. Needless to say, I've married way over my head, and I'm over the moon in love with her, we've been married for 5 years this coming August. She's much hotter than a geek like me could ever dream.

Because of the twins arrival, I've taken a sabbatical from active, every day law practice. I maintain a home office, and have my staff remote at the St. Louis office. I've limited my practice to post-conviction relief, traffic, one corporate client, and representing a small selection of my wife's colleagues. I stay at home with my girls 3 days of the week, leaving 2 to my own whims and work, if I have business to do. I've got a sister in Cardiff, Wales, and she lives with her partner. Another sister in Dayton, Ohio, and she lives with her mooching boyfriend.
I fell in love with BB when I saw the 2nd edition box set at my local comic book store when I was about 12. I didn't have money for it. By the time I did, the store had closed and there wasn't any internet stores that I knew about at that time. So I never got to get into it in the 2nd edition. My first year of law school 13 years ago, I decided that I would pick one hobby that I could do to take a break from the studies, and low and behold, I got a 3rd Edition BB direct from GW (

) with some teams (the Old Norse, High Elves, Orc). Painted them up badly and taught myself the game solitaire. Discovered TBB in 2001 or 2002, and met a lot of folks who've become great friends. Have had the pleasure of meeting many of them in person and am richer for it.
I've improved my painting immensely (although I don't have any time for that much anymore). I never have played in a proper TT league, always just Pbem in the Old MBBL2, and now, thanks to Norse, I've started dabbling with the Cyanide game. I'm an average to above average coach, I'd say. I'm currently collecting the best painted teams I can get or get commissioned that are NFL team themed. I'll stop at 32.

I have 24 finished, 2 under commission at this moment, and 6 to go.

After that, I'll get a modeled pitch and stadium made. From there, who knows?
Fantasy gaming is really not my main focus, although BB is my favorite game. I'm mostly a 15mm historical gamer, with complete American War of Indepence armies (play British Grenadier), WW2 (Picquet and Command Decision), plus some ancients that I havent' completed and Napolenic Peninsular that I'm working on (back burner).
And now I've droned on enough, so here's a pic of me at home at Christmas in my Christmas Hawaiian shirt and stocking cap...I'll save your retinas from being blinded by my dome.

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