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For German coaches who like trashy-BB fiction!

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Bored of normal match-reports, my friends and I began designing sports-magazine front pages instead. It's in the style of a famous German tabloid.
It's in German and maybe not all jokes are accesible for outsiders as they refer to our personal players.

http://people.freenet.de/optokoax/Blut_2.pdf

http://people.freenet.de/optokoax/Blut_6.pdf

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Wow grandiose Idee ... mit der Bildzeitung !

Ich würde gerne mehr Ausgaben lesen ... gibt's chancen auf ein Abo ?
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Ich kann nicht alles verstehen, aber diese Magazine sieht sehr gut aus!

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Thanks much! :D

More to follow soon...

It must be really tough for a non-native speaker to understand, as I included slang and casual language (nothing is low enough for tabloids 8) )

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Post by Devante »

Damn ! why German ? it looks so good and i can't read it

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Post by Tim »

Nicht schlecht ... als ehemaliger BamS-Austräger bin ich natürlich abgehärtet :lol:

Ham' die Dinger eigentlich mehr Seiten? Oder immer nur das Titelblatt?

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Post by Stefan »

Sehr nette Idee, super-gutes Layout !
Unsere Liga bringt es leider nicht über einige kurze Spielberichte....

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Post by narkotic »

@Tim

No, just the cover page, it's enough work digging up silly photos and making up hilarious headlines.

The bearded person, lower left corner in isse #6 ("Stefanie") is actually Peter Jackson when making his cameo in LotR 1 as a peasant of Bree.

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Post by Relborn »

@ Narkotik

very cool. I did such a cover-only newspaper for our league as well... but not up to such a professional standard. Would you mind in sending me the layout so I could use it for my league as well ?

Maybe we could share our silly headliners then ... :wink:

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Sure, what's your email then? It's a .ppt file btw.

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the newest issue of "BLUT" has been uploaded

http://people.freenet.de/optokoax/Blut_7.pdf

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Post by Dave »

Way to go narcotic!! (And yes, I can read German quite well, don't ask me to speak it but read and understand...)

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Anyone able to translate it into English?

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Post by Dave »

that's too much for me ... yet. Why not make it in English Narcotic?? :wink:

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