UK Teams smack talk

[lunchmoney]

note = all "smack talk" is in jest and meant as friendly banter. No offence is implied or intended.

In a friendly exchange of emails the smack talk has begun.

Team Exiles have the lofty goal of doing better than we did in Amsterdam where we were the lowest English team. We aim to not be that team this time around. Team Chaos have stated their sole goal is to beat Team Exiles and Team Bubba.

I'm hoping Team Exiles end up playing Team Chaos so we can settle this on the pitch.

[Glowworm]

When you front up with at least 2 stunty teams at the WC then we can play..... But I doubt if you or your crew have the "orbs" for the job!

However I must congratulate you on finding 5 coaches to share your dream of mediocrity...

....we thought youde hit rock bottom with the inclusion of an ARBBLer last time, guess we underestimated you.....

At least we can both look down at the BUBBA crew! Seriously?? 5 or 6 largest city in the UK and they have to come crawling to my league for a ringer to fill out the "team"

( no offence intended, it's accidentally insulting)

[Glowworm]

Oh, and check your spelling!

[Pipey]

Disclaimer: full offence is meant by all of the below. Anyone whose nose is not put out of joint by the content of this message, please contact me personally and I will do all within my power to rectify the situation.

I'm tipping certifiably stunty-free Geordie Juggernaut. to take the world crown this time around.

With Titty Boys Parma and Zero Class, Only Ass running us close.

Hope the rest of you have a lovely holiday and make lots of new friends.

Pippy
(Captain of Geordie Juggernaut.)

[lunchmoney]

I'm tipping certifiably stunty-free Geordie Juggernaut. to take the world crown this time around.

Pippy
(Captain of Geordie Juggernaut.)

Big words from a big man. One wonders what Waterbowl will have to say about that

[Pipey]

Who are they?

#Accrington Stanley

[Hung Donkeyman]

At least we can both look down at the BUBBA crew! Seriously?? 5 or 6 largest city in the UK and they have to come crawling to my league for a ringer to fill out the "team"

( no offence intended, it's accidentally insulting)

You should've seen the look of delight on Hawk's face when we gave him the chance to play on our team , you've been holding him back for too long . At least with Team Chaos and Exiles we are guaranteed no to finish last .

[lunchmoney]

Hawk has turned his coat from Chaos to Bubba!?

[Merrick]

Hawk has turned his coat from Chaos to Bubba!?

He's seen the light.

[Glowworm]

Hawk has turned his coat from Chaos to Bubba!?

We like to think of it as "culling the weak" from the herd. He was just a cultist, never a warrior. ( I'm sure it sounded something like "cultist" anyway!!)

....also Merrick needed an intellectual equal, but he's the best we could do at short notice...

@hungdonkeyman: remind me......."who's my BB bitch?"

Hello the Northern tribes, nice to hear from you, I assume you and the Waterbowl Crew will represent the country with dignity and honour, whilst BUBBA and Exciles disgrace
themselves and we of Team CHAOS look on on amusement.

Seriously tho' are we the only UK team to include Stunty teams?? In the words of my captain "MAN UP"

[Loki]

Lion Rampant will be power gaming to the best of our ability.

So we won't be seeing any of you and your Stunty riff-raff unless it's crying into your Grappas in the bar

[Joemanji]

Who are they?

#Accrington Stanley

[Pipey]

Titty Boys Parma - I wonder whether this reflects a shared team interest, or more of a Lady Boys of Bangkok vibe?

[Heff]

Team No Lucca Tall powergaming for the draw!
Tho one rule is no Dwarves on the team

[Vigfus]

Beppe's Barbarians (Belgium) want to up the ante a bit.

Even with the following teams: Flings, Gobs, Ogres, Underworld, Vampires and Nurgle, we challenge the two lowest Uk teams to do better than us!

Oh, and after WC II in Amsterdam we have an axe to grind with whatever UK team Gorgoroth the german is in. They better bring a shitload of bandages along, bring a pot for Gorgoroth so you can collect his ashes once we're finished!