Monkeybowl VIII - 6/7 April 2013 (GAZZA'S TEARS &AMBUSH WIN)

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Dobby wrote:Can I come dressed in a thong painted red looking like the devil from the tenacious d greatest song in the world
Wightlord wrote:Can I come as Richard Fairbrass from Right Said Fred - in leather pants and one of Duncan's X-Small t-shirts
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I've checked the rulespack and all of these things are allowed.

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Can I come dressed in a thong painted red looking like the devil from the tenacious d greatest song in the world
Make it a mankini and I will sponsor you for charity to do this. I'm sure many others will as well.

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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No sponsorship is needed. As the newest recruited Booty Batterer Dobby is still on his initiation period. This marks his 1 year anniversary and must top last year when he beat Joe at Bloodbowl tried to out shine the original 'party boy'... Any suggestions?

We also hire him out (or any other members of the Booty Batterers for that matter) for kids party's and family events.

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Wightlord wrote:Can I come as Richard Fairbrass from Right Said Fred - in leather pants and one of Duncan's X-Small t-shirts
I did that last year, except its was Duncans underpants (I still can't get them off...) :puke:
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Didn't we fire you after last year? :wink:

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Yea and last year I had my turn this year I think the team captain should go as a gay sailor .... Agreed shane?

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Dobby wrote:Yea and last year I had my turn this year I think the team captain should go as a gay sailor .... Agreed shane?
That sounds interesting :lol: No Dunc was fired for bringing an all snotling team and costing us 1st place.

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Looking at page 1s teams and paid players they dont match. What are the official 4.75 teams? And what happens if we dont get an even number of teams?

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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That's right, some of those on the paid list aren't yet in teams.

Guys, please form teams asap and let us know!

I've also heard rumours of:

Swim Team (back for more glory after the FB success)
Team Cack (JT-Y and friends)
Purplegoo/Beanbag/Joemanji (Purple Manjbag?)

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Purple Manjbag lmao that sounds like a teenage explanation for a period ....

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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I believe purple manjbag is a medical term for bruised testicles?

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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robsoma wrote:I believe purple manjbag is a medical term for bruised testicles?
But whos testicles are they... And how did they get bruised ????

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robsoma wrote:I believe purple manjbag is a medical term for bruised testicles?
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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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shaniepoo wrote:
robsoma wrote:I believe purple manjbag is a medical term for bruised testicles?
But whos testicles are they... And how did they get bruised ????

Indeed shame, so what we need to know is how manj's bag got so messed up?

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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BTW, also need each of the teams to nominate a captain.

PBB - Wightlord
Marley's Angels - Marley
Team Scotland - Valen?

Swim Team?
Gazza's Tears?
Etc.?

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Re: Monkeybowl VIII (TRIBES) Hartlepool, UK - 6/7 April 2013

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Team Scotland - Iranian Spy

Valen went bust in the summer and was only readmitted into the Team Scotland set up in the lowest tier.

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