Monkeybowl VII - GAZZA'S TEARS WIN

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Re: Monkeybowl VII - GAZZA'S TEARS WIN

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I think this thread needs more mentions of Ant losing to snotlings.
I'm a bit concerned someone might have missed it.

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Who did what now?

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Ant. He lost to snotlings.

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Ant lost to snotlings you say?

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I think so. Now you put it like that I'm not sure mind you... losing to snotlings is pretty awful and I had heard that Ant was at least half capable.

Better ask Phil - did Ant really lose to snotlings?

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Hey,
Its not like Ant was the team captain and actually chose that draw for himself now is it? Oh...actually he did !) :lol:

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It could be worse. He could have had a Dwarf player on his team who wasn't drawn in the random matchup.

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Why is nobody talking about Joes shot at the wooden spoon?

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It was a great attempt, pipped at the post by some guys with crazy snotling rosters ;-)

BTW, here's a full rundown of the winners in other categories:

*Best Painted - Vmcat (Norse)
*Most Touch Downs - Shaheen (High Elf - 22 TDs)
*Most Casualties - Zedsdead (Undead - 43 Cas)
*Stunty Cup - Hana_666 (Halflings)
*Watermonkey Winner - Purplegoo
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Northernknight wrote:Why is nobody talking about Joes shot at the wooden spoon?
Because you don't know how to punctuate?

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I dont know...the lengths some people will go to celebrate when they see Joes final standings... :wink: :D

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Don't forget to put in an apostrophe, otherwise Joe will continue to deny it happened ;-)

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Joemanji wrote:
Northernknight wrote:Why is nobody talking about Joes shot at the wooden spoon?
Because you don't know how to punctuate?
Joe, winning the wooden spoon isnt that bad, it still counts as a trophy. Look at me, ive won loads of spoons and im still awesome!

As the 1st person who beat you on day 1 said 'Its not about winning, its about taking part and having fun. Im hardly trying!' :lol:

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It never happened. Just malicious rumour. Hangus will testify.

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purdindas wrote:Hangus will testify.
How will Hangus testify? I can see it going a little like this...

"Hangus, maintain your current facial expression if it never happened."

<Hangus desperately attempts to contort his face into a variety of shapes>

"There, you see? Never happened"

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Update: the Hartlepool family Glynn now has a virgin bath.

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