Vault Con, Daventry 12/13 March 2011

[Glowworm]

You cam borrow my gobble if you want pal, up to you?

is this a friday night and your short on cash offer

My super gobbo's will be there (even the new neomics fanatic) only 1 problem, i cannot seem to score with them!! two games 2 defeats no TD's !!

[TalonBay]

In defense of the Wood Elves choice I'm busy killing myself with Vamps and Skaven currently in leagues so I feel for my second tourny ever I can choose a more competitive team.

Than Skaven? Come on Mr. Buckley, you're fooling no one.

Missed this originally, I'm finding Skaven painfull, they can be amazing but they can also bomb quickly. I'm seriously regretting taking them in the league because starting over with a new team will drop me down the divisions but I'm thinking of doing it anyway. Maybe I just need to get better with them but they seem a dice fest to me.

As for the group changes, OMFG! I went from a group with two stunties in it to Undead, Dwarf and Ogres.

[Diamond Joe Quimby]

George - Where's Bungle and Zippy (aka Joe and Glowworm)?

im right here, where are you?

im just raring up for my first tournament victory!!! delusions of grandour are'nt unhealthy right?

i only have one wish, and thats to meet craig first ko stage and show him that a real man plays a real team and doesnt rely on poncey prancey poofters! (oh and win ofc )

and as for dwarves.... get some character, bash...one move, bash...one move, bash....one move. a 3 three year old could have written the play books, and antipixi, well what can i say you are brave sir, but bravery can also be mistaken for stupidity, thats all im saying Cough...flings...lol....cough!

see you soon guys

[Glowworm]

Am I Bungle ?

Coming from 1 half of "Abbot & Costello" (Matt & Gazza) thats a little rich or is it "little & large" ("little" on skill and "large" on talk.....)

[mattwhile]

Am I Bungle ?

No, you're definitely Zippy (with the amount you talk )

and as for dwarves.... get some character, bash...one move, bash...one move, bash....one move. a 3 three year old could have written the play books,

That's the basic strategy. When we meet I'll show you the advanced playbook, bash...two moves, bash...two moves, bash....two moves.

[Pug]

Am I Bungle ?

No, you're definitely Zippy (with the amount you talk )...

Shame the zip doesn't work


4th!

[TalonBay]

Prizes have finished being painted and can be viewed @ http://thegonkmachine.blogspot.com/

Liking the troll a lot, which prize do I have to win to snatch that one?

[harroguk]

Prizes have finished being painted and can be viewed @ http://thegonkmachine.blogspot.com/

Liking the troll a lot, which prize do I have to win to snatch that one?

The Big Guys will be going to the winners of each KO Tournament with the Best of the Best getting first pick.

The smaller models will be going to the runners up of each KO Tournament with the Coach from the Best of the Best again getting first pick.

On top of that I also have some unreleased Neomics humans (and an Orc) to give away as spot prizes, I'm still trying to come up with reasons to give them away though.

• I'm mostly thinking along the lines of First Coach to get an Interception, First Coach to Kill a player (Got to give them injury rolls meaning somehow), stuff like that. Im open to suggestions.

[mattwhile]

You could do first to be sent off, it's bound to be one of those pesky Stunty players.
Or first one to casualty a Wardancer.
Or first one to make a Dwarf player score before turn 8.
Or the first one to casualty a Big guy.

[TalonBay]

You could do first to be sent off, it's bound to be one of those pesky Stunty players.
Or first one to casualty a Wardancer.
Or first one to make a Dwarf player score before turn 8.
Or the first one to casualty a Big guy.

How about:

1st to successfully leap over a dwarf
1st to throw a successfull long bomb
1st to score with 6 or fewer players starting the drive
1st to cause a cas throwing 2 dice uphill

Not that I know anyone playing elfs.... *ahem*

[Glowworm]

How about.....


first one to get Gazza to swear....
first one to get Matt to leave.....
First on to get insulted by buggrit......

sorry, i now realise you meant for doing something CHALLENGING

first sending off without secret weapon maybe ?
First double skull
First double 1 or 6 ( that's Joe's then)

[Diamond Joe Quimby]

How about.....


first one to get Gazza to swear....
first one to get Matt to leave.....
First on to get insulted by buggrit......

sorry, i now realise you meant for doing something CHALLENGING

first sending off without secret weapon maybe ?
First double skull
First double 1 or 6 ( that's Joe's then)

That's not really fair, I'll be the only one with any prizes, and I'll get them all in my first turn

[mattwhile]

Stan, you're winkle picking days are numbered.

[stanrichardson]

Please, its going to be a Geordie 1 2 3

u dull dull dwarves may try and bore us to death but it will never work, it just gives us more drinking time

[Diamond Joe Quimby]

I'm from durham does that count ?