Ding. That was the light-bulb going off. Cue watching a lot of 90s Pro Wrestling, then some designing of an appropriate logo for my team, The Hart Perversion. A little bit overboard, perhaps, but hey, Slaanesh appreciates dedication to art...


As with all the pick-up and League games we play at Portal, it is a 1.1mil team. I'm only picking the Troll and the Ogre, because I'm not a fan of using Minotaurs, and their 400k total is just too much for the team to bear. I like the idea of playing with all three Renegades and risking the Animosity rolls, turning the Marauders into a bashy/grindy unit while the Renegades do the run, pass and catching when required.
My proposed team, for which any comments from Pact players would be appreciated:
Jenny-Anne Ville - Chaos Ogre (Goblinforge's Micheline Tenderness model, inspired by Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart)
Monty Throwgob - Chaos Troll (Impact's female Ice Troll model, probably, with the Montreal Screwjob in mind.)
Owattintha Blublazes - Goblin Renegade (Neomics' Goblin with the cape, to imitate Owen Hart's Blue Blazer)
Davey Boy Shornaal - Dark Elf Renegade (Goblinforge's Handsome Johnny, with Bulldog's Union Jack trousers)
The Mouse of the South - Skaven Renegade (Impact's Gnoll Safety, playing Jimmy Hart without the megaphone)
China Whyte, Natty Ville, Trish Bashus, Polly Dolly, Vihktora, Fancy Feeta, Ghrond Kim & Sherri Sensation - 8 Marauders (Impact's Valkryies, imitating 8 of my favourite female wrestlers)
4 Re-Rolls
10k banked in first match
The only problem with getting a hold of all these miniatures is that the team will be at least double the cost of a standard GW team. I won't be ordering the team until I'm a little richer at the end of the month! Until then, though, I'll be Photoshopping pics to get my colour scheme sorted, and may even chuck a random test miniature (random as in... Imperial Guard figure) in there, before a full set of updates.
I'm still trying to find a more exciting mini for the Skaven than the Gnoll Safety... I was thinking of the Gaspez Mice but I'd keep them for an Underworld side. The Black Widows Naga Widowmaker is appealing, but I can't really picture her as a 7-3-3-7 piece, nor explaining that 'Yes, she's the Skaven' every time. I think. Model is cool, though.