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Post by Darkson »

First of all my Fimir can only pick the ball up 1st attempt when I have re-rolls, as soon as their gone they always fail. :pissed:

And why is it my Fimm with Razor Sharp Tail (Claws) can never beat AV, while my Warriors with nothing can :pissed:


ARRRGGGHHHH! again. :roll:

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Feel better for getting that off my chest.

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Post by sean newboy »

Had a liz team once, 2 saurus with po, do they break armor, heck no, its the dauntless skinks with no mods that do it. :roll:

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Post by Mestari »

Maybe the moderators should put up a sticky topic "The why oh why -thread (curse your bad luck here)"? :lol:

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Post by shaniepoo »

Yeah, but i bet that you have beaten a Dwarf team in the past havent you Darkson? I on the other hand have NEVER EVER EVER been able to beat a Dwarf team! :x

WHY O' WHY CANT I BEAT THE FAT LITTLE GITS!!!!!!! :cry:

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Post by MickeX »

shaniepoo wrote:THE FAT LITTLE GITS!!!!!!! :cry:
Perhaps that's the start of a new green stuff project: The All-Eric Cartman Dwarf team...

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shaniepoo wrote:WHY O' WHY CANT I BEAT THE FAT LITTLE GITS!!!!!!!
Takes a lot of persistence and a lot of luck. I've played against them many times and won just a couple.

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Post by Marcus »

When you figure out the answer you'll be a better player.

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Post by martynq »

...Oooh, Marcus, you can't leave it like that... be kind and share your great expertise! :wink:

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Post by Anthony_TBBF »

I on the other hand have NEVER EVER EVER been able to beat a Dwarf team!
Strange, I've never lost to Dwarfs with a Norse team, at least not at a tournament! I guess I just have their number.

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Post by MikeWyant »

I used to beat Dwarves on a regular Basis, unfortunatly it wasn't due to tactics but due to a hot headed dwarf player who got mad not only if he was losing, but if he wasn't beating you enough, He almost always quit every game after the first half. Unfortunatly I moved and from what I hear, he doesn't play many games anymore. We all used to get free dice every week because he would throw whole sets away and go buy new ones when they didn't always roll his way.
You gotta Love Dwarf Players!

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Post by Thefurmonger »

While we are talking about "why me" Here is a good one
Skink 1 tries to dodge (3+ with dodge) Roll is a 2 re-roll 2
break armor, 1 dead skink.
Next turn, Skink 2 tries to dodge (Same as above) result?......
SAME AS ABOVE!?!? Turn 3, My last Skink has to "Go for it to reach the ball, rolls a 1, I think "no problem I have a re-roll" and that made 3 dead skinks. After that I was asked to leave the store because of my language.

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Post by Dave »

I had a St4 wardancer die on me in this way ... :cry:

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Post by sean newboy »

On the other hand, my skinks lived charmed lives, only had 3 die between the 2 teams.

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Post by Sixpack595 »

I like the way Lord Borak likes to triple skull his blocks after his Leader reroll gets used (yes, that turn). My first block with him, and he falls down on a 3! dice block. I usually do the same thing with my Minotaurs too. I love getting laughed out of stores.

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