Freebooter time!
First: I will be there for sure.
*Comercial on*
The Eurobowl is comming. Nations summon their greatest Blood Bowl heroes to win the greatest Cup of the old world.
And you are still searching:
-for the 7th or 8th player?
-for a Eurobowl veteran who has played for 2 nations that have won already the Eurobowl
-for a master of friendly conversation between fellow coaches?
"You want to offer me a drink because we played a draw!? Next time I will crush you and your team and pay my drinks self!"
-for a player who has allways friendly words for his opponent?
"GO FOR IIIIIIIT!!!!!"
-for a Dungeonbowl finalist with a dwarfteam full of teleporter neurotics?
Don't search any more! Get me, Glorian Underhill, Mercenario Profesionata! But dont trust my words, trust the comment of other fellow coaches:
-Longshot: "...well it is Glorian, he is just crazy..."
-Spanish Team: "Traitor! We have seen you wear the italian shirt under our spanish mesh!"
-German Bartender: "You don't look like a spanish player."
So hire me imediately and get this years special offer:
"Garanteed not last place or money back".
*commercial off*
Some new teams are forming so it is time to find the right team captains.