Best Team names in the world....ever

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My Norse that just won a wonderful league victory: Brownbeards united. (loosely translated). It's fun on so many levels. ;)

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One Dwarf team in our league:

XL Miners (XL- roman 40 ;-) )

And an Orc team:

Pows 'r' us

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Lizardmen: Constrictors of Sotek
Orcs (incl. 4 black orcs): Black Volcanic
Goblins: Morg's Skwadd
Humans: Altdorf Imperial
Hobbits: Hobbiton Fruitcakes
Hobbits: Piece of cake

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In our league players regularly trawl the depths for poor team names :roll:

Lately we have:

Khorne Flakes (chaos)
- With players Khornish Pasty, Khorne on the Cob, Khorne Beef, Khorne Dog.... etc

We've has some terrible names....

Revenge of the Purple Headed Yoghurt Warriors
Return Of The Psychodellic Yodelling
Come And Have A Go If You Thing You're Hard Enough

All in an attempt to irritate the commish (me) because I have to write it down

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Norse: Walhalla Wake-up Call

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I also have a storm vermin: Andy Roddent

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Hi all,
lots of good names here.
IMO, we're still missing some really cool names for Gobbo and Lizardman teams.

The names for my teams: (or rather miniatures, since I don't play all teams), (some of them borrowed from this thread):
Imperial: Emperors Will
Orcs: Bwoken Tusk
Skaven: Vermintide
Dwarf (slayers only): Death Wish
High Elf: Righteous Fury
Dark Elf: Lethal Desires

Wood Elf: Force of Nature (like everyone else)
Chaos: Primal Rage
Undead: Vigour Mortis
Halfling: Deadly Recipe
Gobbo: ?
Chaos Dwarf: Nigger Dwarfs

Lizardmen: ?
Norse: Frostbite
Amazon: Vixen
Nurgle: Lethal Infection
Rogue Elf: Poetic Justice
Necro: Meat Puppets
Khemri: Immortals (or Ex-Men)

Bretonnian: Force Majeure
Kislev: Ztar of the Tzar
Daemon: Dark Pact
Slann: Overlords
Tilea: Turkish Delights

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PS - check out the zipped word document with all the team lists here:
http://home.worldonline.dk/nyskes/bbowl/CTRteamzip.zip

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Here's what I've got:
Zhar Nuggrun Knucklebreakers & Zhar Nuggrun Knuckleheads (both CD, the latter is a little dumb though)
Chitter Chitter Bang Bang, Mordheim River Ratz (Skaven)
Kislev Keggers (Human)
Bad Muddas (Rasta Orc)
Does this look infected to you? & Surgeon General's Warning(Nurgle)
We Love Buffy (Necro)
Klatu Veratas *cough* Necktie!!! (Chaos)
Mad Munchies (fling)
Khemri Tomb Raiders (DUH)
Grunties (Dwarf w/ M. Python reference)

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Some of mine that I like:
Halflings - Day Old Donuts
Chaos Dwarfs - Zorn Uzkul Flesh Merchants
Humans (Shadowforge Nuns) - 11 Deadly Sins
Skaven - Fumble Ratsky
Pro Elves (Shadowforge) - Blue-Eyed Murder <--tip of the hat to Van Halen
Undead - Faces Out
Norse - Grendel's Dinner
Orcs - Da Deth Deelerz <--- tip of the hat to Frank Frazetta
Necro - Some Kinda Voodoo<---- Aerosmith
Lizardmen - Unchained <--VH
Gobbos - Screaming Mucus

But my favorite of all time is still:
Orcs - The Mighty Zug Zugs <-- tip of the hat to Warcraft "Zug, zug. Ready to work." This one wasn't mine though. Grasshopper came up with it.

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Lizzies: Lacertae Squamae (Armed Scales in Latin)

Gobbos: Bassie and Adrian

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My Halflings:

The Grim Weepers

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Undead team I once saw:

Wraith Rovers

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Post by malki »

after a recent tourney, where my dwarf team only caused one casulty in six games, I decided to rename them the Stunning Stoutfellows!

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Post by plasmoid »

Hi all,
a few posts above I presented my preferred names for each race.
Below are a few good ones, IMO, that didn't make the cut:

Dwarf: Furnace. Steel Fury.
High Elf: Magnificent Avatar. Dying Breed.
Wood Elf: Gaias Revenge.
Chaos: Permanent Insanity. Blinding Rage. Twisted Souls. Instant Retaliation. Homocidal Tendencies. Brotherhood of Virtuous Violence.
Undead: Afterlife Unlimted. Borrowed Time. WRAITH. Grim Reapers.
Gobbo: Tiny Twixtas. Cunnin' Crittas.
Necro: Jigsaw.
Rotters: Malignant Growth. Sticky Moooh-cus.
Amazon: Vagina Dentata. Chicks with D*cks (using male miniatures).
Lizardmen: Al' Saurîm. Ancient Allies. Firstborn. Skanky Skinks. Freaky Fossils. Endangered Species. Threat of Extinction.

Daemon: Faustian Contract. Secret Desires. Absolute Corruption.
Kislev: Katarinas Kittens.
Tilea: Haruns Harem. Best of the Bazar. Slavering Slavers. Divas on Display. House Caravaggio.
Slann: Spawn. Extraterrestrial Predators.
Vampire: Nocturnals.

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CD team in my league: Bullshitters :)

orc team: D'orks

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