pleeeeez help me!

BunnyPuncher · Post by **BunnyPuncher** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:02 am

Umm... have we found out how old she is yet?

duff · Post by **duff** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 4:05 am

If the BCs don't have block yet, your Troll slayers should be able to have fun playing tag with them all game!.

Feed a Long beard to the troll to keep him entertained unless you can realy get away.

Does your sister read this group?, if so the advice won't work as well.

50footDwarf · Post by **50footDwarf** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 2:15 pm

Actually she's something like 11. Or something. But she is the world's most depraved 11 year old. I mean, when she was 3 or something she spent her afternoons decapitating other peoples dolls. And she looks like her troll blocker, and is just as intelligent.

I'm not bitter!!

Mirascael · Post by **Mirascael** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:22 pm

50footDwarf wrote:Actually she's something like 11. Or something. But she is the world's most depraved 11 year old. I mean, when she was 3 or something she spent her afternoons decapitating other peoples dolls. And she looks like her troll blocker, and is just as intelligent.

I'm not bitter!!

Do you look like a Longbeard then?

And are you as short and pot-bellied as a Dorf?

BunnyPuncher · Post by **BunnyPuncher** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:46 pm

11... pooh... she has time yet to grow into a normal girl. too bad...

Joemanji · Post by **Joemanji** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 10:39 pm

But you'll be dead by then BunnyPuncher, if you really are 81...

JJB · Post by **JJB** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 10:51 pm

50footDwarf wrote:Actually she's something like 11. Or something. But she is the world's most depraved 11 year old. I mean, when she was 3 or something she spent her afternoons decapitating other peoples dolls. And she looks like her troll blocker, and is just as intelligent.

11 year old and apparently playing reasonably well BB?
- Smells like some more Mensa material...

I suggest you don't call her a troll in her face, or she may get back at you with very devious tricks...

duff · Post by **duff** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 8:47 am

Just a little boast.
My wife is starting a chaos team.

After a game I played against a friend's chaos dwarfs he got a special offer. Since he wanted to bye a star player and was 10k short, I lent him the 10 at a punative interest rate.

He then offered my wife his non star minotaur for sale and she bargained him down to less than 1/2 price!

Orin · Post by **Orin** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:39 pm

BunnyPuncher wrote:How old is yer sister and what's she look like? I'm impressed by any chick that makes a cd team rather than the usual elf teams most girlz play with.

Hmm, my Girlfriend plays the Undead and I play Woodelves. Does this say something about our relationship?

Mestari · Post by **Mestari** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:27 pm

Orin: check out the "tonights the nite"-thread for advice on domestic violence. It's ok to admit that your girlfriend beats you.

6footdwarf:
Please use a descriptive topic header! "pleeaze help me" hardly tells what kind of help you need. "Dwarves vs. CD's, advice?" would've perhaps been a bit better, don't you think?

There's really not much advice to be given. Knock out the hobgobs. Frenzy anyone you can into the crowd.
And especially, when on defence, watch out fot the CD teams ability to quickly change their direction of commitment. If you commit your dwarves too much to one side, you will find her cd's on the other side of the pitch next turn.

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