Welsh open 2013, 2nd and 3rd Feb 2013 Headstrong Wins

[sann0638]

Andy, thanks for a great tournament. I had a great time.

Dave Piranha, amazing video, so quickly done as well.

Cheers to all who helped

And you're now the UK's 5th best ogre coach! Awesome!

[nonumber]

Top weekend again boys well done to everyone who took part. I'll be there next year to see if I can make it a trophy hatrick!

[Eski]

My worst result but I was playing against some of the top players in the South and Wales

Really great atmosphere guys.. no doubly this will be On my calender every year...

[scs.sam]

My worst result but I was playing against some of the top players in the South and Wales

Really ? Rumour had it that there were no top players there.

[Eski]

Then I truly was having a bad day in the office then and wOnt rest until I have redeemed myself

[Glowworm]

Then I truly was having a bad day in the office

That's why.....we where all in the pub playing, you should have left the office and joined us!

[Cracol]

Thanks for a good weekend, it was good to catch up with friends I haven't seen in a while and congrats to Headstrong on what I believe to be his first Tournie win. If I'm not mistaken the Welsh Open has been won every year by someone with no previous tournament wins. In other words the Welsh Open is the best place to 'pop your cherry' Wonder who it will be next year?

[scs.sam]

In other words the Welsh Open is the best place to 'pop your cherry' Wonder who it will be next year?

I have theses predictions and will offer these odds :

Buggrit (the ginger ninja) 5-1
Glowworm (The sun shines from his behind) 4-1
Hawk (Pro Dice Chucker) 3-1

[nazgob]

Who got the stunty cup?

[sann0638]

Loki with 2-3-1 Ogres. Only lost his last match, awesome performance.

[Loki]

Loki with 2-3-1 Ogres. Only lost his last match, awesome performance.

As I know many of you love a good film quote (yes Al I'm looking at you), and in honour of the banter on Saturday evening in senic Newport...

'Ogres; 60% of the time, they work every time'

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[lunchmoney]

As I know many of you love a good film quote (yes Al I'm looking at you)

Dont know what you mean......

'Ogres; 60% of the time, they work every time'

[Loki]

For those who may not have known the pleasure of 'Ron Burgundy'...

Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens door to reveal different types of colognes]
Ron Burgandy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne are you gonna go with? London gentleman or... wait... No. No. No. Hold on... Blackbeard's Delight?
Brian Fantana: No. She gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.
Brian Fantana: Well, let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[Brian puts on Sex Panther cologne]

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell?
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
[Another woman passes by Brian and reacts in disgust]
News Station Employee: It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
[Almost all of the employees flee the office to avoid the smell, which is so strong that it sets off the fire alarm]
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?
[Cuts to Brian being jet-hosed in the parking lot]
Hoser: This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier!

[Darkson]

I'd like to apologize to my opponents on day 1, where my dice were extremely hot (2/1/0).
I'd like to apologize to my opponents on day 2, for the moaning when the hot dice went cold (same D6's for games 5 and 6 as 1-3 [left in car for game 4 ]) (0/1/2).

Overall I played 5 new coaches to me, which is always good, and I played LM, which is just a laugh at all times ("Nipples").

Thoroughly enjoyed myself, and will try my damnedest to be back next year.
Also, Moodygit and BigBelcher really enjoyed it (though unless you know Moody well, you'd never guess it), and it's definitely one being added to the club calender.

[lunchmoney]

and I played LM, which is just a laugh at all times ("Nipples").

For those that may not have worked out why I was shouting Nipples, at what may have seemed like random intervals, it was for the frequent double 1's that kept appearing.