Team Descriptions

[Heff]

Guy on the facebook page has done a haiku for each team. Khemri's is perfect

[Digger Goreman]

Boring to play, boring to play against, boring to develop. Only play elves/dwarves if you are boring or want to confirm peoples opinion that you are a git .(The clean version)

That do?

I fixed it for ya Heffey

[lunchmoney]

Guy on the facebook page has done a haiku for each team. Khemri's is perfect

Care to share?

[sann0638]

From Fumbbl originally (Sandwich on here, I think):

Amazons, so dull
Slow, clumsy, badly armoured
But they’re cheap as chips

Chaos are great fun
Can be built so many ways
Not just kill all menz

Chaos dwarves are slow
They love to hit things, a lot
And hobgoblins foul

Pact: badly designed
So many options to choose
Just min-max claw-pomb!

Dark elves, power game
Agile, good armour, witch elves
They have no weakness!

Dwarves, slow grindy play
Will beat almost everyone
Don’t take a ‘roller!

Elves are so much fun!
Crazy plays will win you games
But your team will die

Goblins like to cheat
Weapons, fouling, its all good
But won’t win a lot

Halflings need a chef
Deeproot will help out as well
Without them they suck

High elves, passing kings
They can also run the ball
Long term they are great

Humans, all-rounders
Jacks of all the Bloodbowl trades
But masters of none

Khemri are all slow
They can’t even bash that well
If it rains you’re ****ed

Lizards are awesome
Speed all round, strong, slow to skill
Skinks need protecting!

Necromantic teams
Have werewolves, stunning players
The rest? A bit meh

Norsemen all have block
Its rather good to start off
But then they all die

Nurgle start off slow
Players smell, are expensive
Skill them and they rock

Ogres: big, stupid
Snotlings: small, squishy, pointless
Its not a good mix

Orcs: good starter team
Black orcs, blitzers, 3 linemen
And then three rerolls

Skaven, lightning fast
Gutter runners will win games
Linerats will just die

Slann, jumpy space frogs
Games Workshop do not like them
Do not leap too much!

Undead, power game
Mummies hit, ghouls run, wights guard
Zombies on the line

Underworld are bad
Worst bits of goblins and rats
But with mutations

Vampires, great players
But they need to eat their thralls
Playing them is hard

Wood Elves, easy mode
Wardancers can do it all
Until they get fouled

[J_Bone]

Wood Elves, easy mode

Exactly how I've always described them... I feel cheap when I even playing Skaven. If I ever played Wood Elves I'd have to top myself.

[MattDakka]

Humans are better described by "Jacks of all fails".
Dark Elves are the real "Jacks of all trades" team.