My new Blood Bowl advertisements...

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:12 pm

unfortunately all i can think for this one is dumbro. someone please help out with a better name

http://www.mamut.com/homepages/Norway/2 ... /umbro.gif

bretonnian airways want you to take a trip with them

http://www.suburbanstreet.com/Images/Br ... irways.jpg

or maybe you want to chase the dragon with albion airways

http://www.oct-net.ne.jp/~white-h/north ... age101.jpg

oh and lastly for the performance savvy death roller why not get a locust super slayer (just like the old lotus super seven's just incase you're not a big petrol head

http://www.grouplotus.com/

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:34 am

Evil Git wrote:unfortunately all i can think for this one is dumbro. someone please help out with a better name

http://www.mamut.com/homepages/Norway/2 ... /umbro.gif

How about UMBRA...Dark Elf BB Equipment

Another idea, from North American advertising...

SPITE (The Vampire Soda) - Obey Your Bloodthirst
(A product of the Orca-Cola Corporation)

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:22 am

spite

i like that. also from the orca cola company comes fangta - made from real blood oranges

http://www.breadbrothers.nl/catalog/images/fanta.jpg

oh and i do prefer your suggested name des troy

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:54 am

Evil Git wrote:spite i like that. also from the orca cola company comes fangta - made from real blood oranges

http://www.breadbrothers.nl/catalog/images/fanta.jpg

oh and i do prefer your suggested name des troy

No applause please, fellow Nuffle hater, just throw money...

Evil Git · Post by **Evil Git** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:47 am

DesTroy wrote:
Evil Git wrote:spite i like that. also from the orca cola company comes fangta - made from real blood oranges

http://www.breadbrothers.nl/catalog/images/fanta.jpg

oh and i do prefer your suggested name des troy
No applause please, fellow Nuffle hater, just throw money...

oh i didn't realise it was like lap dancing bars for us nba'ers

let me get a fist full of ones ready

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:57 am

Evil Git wrote:
DesTroy wrote:
Evil Git wrote:spite i like that. also from the orca cola company comes fangta - made from real blood oranges

http://www.breadbrothers.nl/catalog/images/fanta.jpg

oh and i do prefer your suggested name des troy
No applause please, fellow Nuffle hater, just throw money...
oh i didn't realise it was like lap dancing bars for us nba'ers let me get a fist full of ones ready

At least you still have "ones." Try stuffing a loonie (Canadian one-dollar coin) into a dancer's thong and it'll just fall out!

Anyway, more advertising madness from another Canadian company, a work-clothing chain called Mark's Work Wearhouse...except in the BB world it'd be...

Zark's Work Wearwolf

After all, can you imagine how many suits of clothes your average werewolf goes through in a year???

rodders · Post by **rodders** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:09 am

DesTroy wrote:
Evil Git wrote:
DesTroy wrote:No applause please, fellow Nuffle hater, just throw money...
oh i didn't realise it was like lap dancing bars for us nba'ers let me get a fist full of ones ready
At least you still have "ones." Try stuffing a loonie (Canadian one-dollar coin) into a dancer's thong and it'll just fall out!

From my experience of Canada's strip joints (mainly in the Good old Squaddie-ville of medicine hat in Alberta) the trick with Loonies is flicking them to just the right spot to win a prize

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:47 pm

Hmm...good point, but then, it's been a couple years since I've been to a strip joint (and since Lethbridge only has one, you can see why; well, that plus I'm in a relationship [don't think the wife would be too keen on that]).

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:40 am

DesTroy wrote:well, that plus I'm in a relationship [don't think the wife would be too keen on that]).

I don't think your wife would be that keen on you being in a realtionship either.

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:03 pm

Har har, har dee HAR har...

DesTroy · Post by **DesTroy** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:43 am

OK, here we go, New Year, new product to advertise!

From Killogg's...

Splat! Trickle! Plop! LICE KRISPIES!!!
(the three Rice Krispies elves have contracted Nurgle's Rot!)

Ibsonthegrey · Post by **Ibsonthegrey** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:06 am

GOT TO LOVE A GOOD IDEA!

Something along these line suit...

here's a link to one without the Kil-ogg's picture in lower right

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/ ... pies01.jpg

Cheers!

Ibson

P.S. Yeah, I know, they're really maggots but who else can tell?

pelle · Post by **pelle** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:12 am

How long did you leave that bowl in your kitchen sink?

fen · Post by **fen** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:57 am

... Couldn't you have left that as a link and put a warning about it's contents on it?

I've got a rather upset 4 Year Old here now.

Bad Seeds · Post by **Bad Seeds** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:02 pm

Here's one. Pardon the low res.

Talk Fantasy Football

My new Blood Bowl advertisements...

Lice Krispies