Great blood bowl ad

[Chris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BLOOD-BOWL-Nu ... 500wt_1413


Yo yo yo,

Item is a brand new, unpainted, still-in-packaging Nurgle Blood Bowl team, which went straight from Games Workshop to me to a drawer. Contains eight rotters, two Pestigors and two Nurgle Chaos Warriors, plus the bases, which is all you need to get trampled by literally every other team in the game, because Nurgle teams aren't very good. Please be advised that the item is unpainted, which means that it will sit around in your Big Box Of Warhammer Stuff for, like, a year before you finally realise you're never going to get round to assembling and painting them. Please also be advised that excessive exposure to Games Workshop products can result in a condition known as virginity. Consult both medical professionals and loved ones before purchase. Item will be shipped from rainy, miserable Perth, deep in the heart of rainy, miserable Scotland, so the product may arrive reeking of haggis and bigotry. Be warned: I may or may not draw a picture of what I imagine you look like naked and slip it into the package, and I may or may not give you a ridiculous pseudonym when I send it to you.

Can you believe that Games Workshop would charge you, like, thirty pounds fifteen pence for this shit, AND make you talk to one of their gruesome store staff? What a world.

[Lunchab1es]

I already have a Nurgle team, but I kind of want to buy this just to receive the drawing and pseudonym.

[burgun824]

That was an outstanding write-up. I give it an 11...because 11 is louder than 10.

[daloonieshaman]

BRILLANT!

[Piousman]

I can, like, hear the voice of Jessy from Braking Bad in that ad, yo!

- Piousman

[ZanzerTem]

I almost want to buy this out of principle.

[burglarboycie]

Brilliant!!!
I think he has really hit the nail on the head there
James