Background for Glart Smashrip Jr.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:34 am
Best background submission and picture for this star player will be posted here.
What can you say about the common Blood Bowler? That they are just smart enough to tell the difference between the ball and another person’s head? Sometimes not even that.
Glart Smashrip jr. had it all: fortune, someone else’s reputation, lots of free time and unmentionables. Would you believe he could have enjoyed that? The moment you’ve got gold pouring out of your pockets, everyone is after it. Quickly enough, Glart became the most sued person in all known Skaven settlements. What was straight out unfair, as he was innocent in 75% of all cases and then it’s just a small treat when you get off the hook 99% of all times. The end was that he quickly used up all his breeder’s fortune. What can a young, strong and proud rat do, except using his breeder’s reputation to get signed on Skaven teams to milk some more gold out of it?
It was this that brought the old Smashrip spirit back to life. And it also helped that Glart always treated his body as a temple, not to mention his excessive joy in mutating Warpstone consume. What finally entered the field was a muscle packed rat that had the acceleration and temper of a bulldozer that can push through everything, and, not to mention, a claw, Glart got himself mutated to. And if you’ve got a shiny young body and are the owner of your very own tin opener, what can stop you? Right, lawsuits, but that’s something else.