Welsh open 2013, 2nd and 3rd Feb 2013 Headstrong Wins

[Be4ch]

Just trying to fill out as much before the day as possible. Save time on the day that's all

I'm trying to decide between the Goblins that caused me so much pain at the NAF and the Dwarfs that are causing me pain eveywhere else. I'll let you know by this weekend.

[canteloup]

Skaven, with shaven havens!

[Boneless]

I'm going to use a team with stunties in it. And only 1 big guy

[scs.sam]

Skaven, with shaven havens!

Is that so that they can run faster ?

[Loki]

I'm going to use a team with stunties in it. And only 1 big guy

Orcs?

[Hawk]

I'm going to use a team with stunties in it. And only 1 big guy

Underworld?

[lunchmoney]

I'm going to use a team with stunties in it. And only 1 big guy

Goblins with Ripper?

Lizards?

[canteloup]

Is that so that they can run faster ?

Nope it's because, ahem...

Oh, What to play?

I thought first of Chaos, they smash and they roar
But their skill sets a loss and they must grind to score
Pro-elves are cool. They’re nimble and quick
But they need lots of nonce and I'm far too thick
Goblins are tricksey with gadgets and trolls
But I'd have to rely on my crappy dice rolls

Orcs are ‘ard’, it's often said
They’re great on the block and leave many dead
Their armour is strong and hard to break through
But you need to stall and then they still lose!
I’ve also got Wood elves, they dodge and they bounce
But I’ll roll double ones, just when it counts

So, I'm taking the team that have everything
A team with the tools for getting the win
They're super fly fast with a big guy, who rules!
They swarm and they dodge, they’ve got all the tools
They push and they shove to get one guy free
Yep, the ‘one turn touchdown’ ensures victory

So I’ll bring the Skaven, again, this year
And buckets of re-rolls! SO TREMBLE WITH FEAR!



Ahem. Thankyouverymuch, ladies an' gen'lemen (takes a bow).

[Glowworm]

Following on from that....

not wishing to be coarse
But F%*k it
put me down for Norse!!

Ta da!!

[Hawk]

Following on from that....

not wishing to be coarse
But F%*k it
put me down for Norse!!

Ta da!!

Come join the Viking table...

[canteloup]

Following on from that....

not wishing to be coarse
But F%*k it
put me down for Norse!!

Ta da!!

Hmmm..... Rough but it shows emerging talent. The grammar use reminds me of a classic work by Keats, Ode to Fanny, which is a wonderful prose and holds many a double-entendre to titillate even the sternest brow. But it doesn’t half go on a bit, yawn.

Yours is better.

Hawk, you're the literary man (as we discovered pissed up at the Naf, lol), any critical analysis from you, (careful now).

P.S. http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ode-to-fanny/

[lunchmoney]

Oh, What to play?

I thought first of Chaos, they smash and they roar
But their skill sets a loss and they must grind to score
Pro-elves are cool. They’re nimble and quick
But they need lots of nonce and I'm far too thick
Goblins are tricksey with gadgets and trolls
But I'd have to rely on my crappy dice rolls

Orcs are ‘ard’, it's often said
They’re great on the block and leave many dead
Their armour is strong and hard to break through
But you need to stall and then they still lose!
I’ve also got Wood elves, they dodge and they bounce
But I’ll roll double ones, just when it counts

So, I'm taking the team that have everything
A team with the tools for getting the win
They're super fly fast with a big guy, who rules!
They swarm and they dodge, they’ve got all the tools
They push and they shove to get one guy free
Yep, the ‘one turn touchdown’ ensures victory

So I’ll bring the Skaven, again, this year
And buckets of re-rolls! SO TREMBLE WITH FEAR!

Bravo, sir! Encore une fois!

[BrotherKane]

Hi guys - Didn't get myself in gear quick enough but would like to come to welsh, anyone else who wants to go but looking for a pair to keep the numbers nice?

[scs.sam]

They're super fly fast with a big guy, who rules!

I love it but I think you need to add a line after the above line, along the lines of :

"until someone hits him then at av eight he dies and I lament"

put me down for Norse!!

Ta da!!!

I think it's great you're taking a real team this time - hope I get to play you and destroy you. You have crushed my dreams twice now (Speedbowl & WhiteIsle).

Come join the Viking table...

With your track record I presume you mean the long table in Valhalla ?

[Boneless]

They're super fly fast with a big guy, who rules!

I love it but I think you need to add a line after the above line, along the lines of :

"until someone hits him then at av eight he dies and I lament"

put me down for Norse!!

Ta da!!!

I think it's great you're taking a real team this time - hope I get to play you and destroy you. You have crushed my dreams twice now (Speedbowl & WhiteIsle).

Come join the Viking table...

With your track record I presume you mean the long table in Valhalla ?

This is what we like, the newest member of Team Wales trash talking already... Love it....

Glowworm, will I get to beat you again this weekend? Always a fun game