Foul Bowl 4, September 12th, 2020, Swindon

[sann0638]

Parking advice - the highlighted stuff has various free on street parking, and is a 5 min walk or so from the venue (the red cross). Follow the blue line!

[lunchmoney]

Get in early to avoid the rush of tourney goers parking there
(I'm amused the pic is called foulpark )

Thanks Mike!

[Itchen Masack]

Careful parking in Upham Road. It contains the highly suspicious "Swindon Sea Cadets". They're up to something nefarious in there, mark my words.


"It is our priority to make sure that Sea Cadets is a safe environment young people can go to, to be themselves. Click here to find out more about how we safeguard our young people"

Safeguarding them by mainly keeping them 50 miles from the actual sea.

[Jip]

They’ve not had one incident of seasickness in thirty-five years.

[cornish]

Stick me on the reserves Jip as discussed thanks pal

[Jip]

Just under half the rosters received so far, tick tock folks!

Instructions on where to send ‘em are on page one.

[Loki]

Hey Jip, stick me in as 3rd reserve if its still free. Happy to be a Paid or Unpaid reserve in case you need someone at late notice

[Loki]

Thanks for adding me Jip but you'll need to take me off again Sorry for mucking you about buddy but I won't be able to make that Saturday, apologies.

[sann0638]

Rosters sent!

[Jip]

One week to go! The race is on to see who is the last through the door with rosters - whitey vs. Badgutz (who is the owner of the venue!).

Fairly mixed amount of races, El_Spoonio’s roster is my favourite, so far!

[Jip]

Some specifically non-specific stats ahead of Saturday, as I’m checking rosters today:

We have nine tier one teams

We have nine tier two teams

We have zero tier three teams

We have two tier four teams

This means we have two coaches battling it out for a Stunty Cup!

We have (I believe) two coaches playing in their first NAF-ranked tournament, Glyn (Badgutz) and James (NAF name undecided, at present)

We have 11 (of a possible 26) races being represented

40% of the players (not coaches!) will have little or no pulse

20% of the players would struggle to be tall enough to go on a rollercoaster

50% of the teams have Frenzy

80% of the teams have an AV7 piece

50% of the teams have fur and/or beards

[Loki]

32% of all statistics are made up

[lunchmoney]

32% of my roster was made up.

[sann0638]

Swag has arrived!

[kismet]

A prize has been painted!

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