Why does Nuffle suck??

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:11 am

Indigo wrote:I implore you - do not believe the falsehood that Nuffle does not affect your games, for He DOES!

In fact Lordred admits himself being a believer just by stating that Nuffle does this and that. We should welcome him!

Lordred · Post by **Lordred** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:55 pm

We never denied the existence of Nuffle. We just say that Nuffle screws everyone equally and doesn't deserve to be worshipped!
Because Nuffle =

Indigo · Post by **Indigo** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:58 pm

nah, scientific studies have shown that statistically nuffle screws the NBA more than anyone else...

EVERYONE knows that

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:15 pm

Scientific studies?? Any stats from any league do not show that NBA members lose more than other coaches of the same race, thus proving our stance that Nuffle screws people equally. Indigo as far as your proof of Nuffle's favour in your games, I really don't believe you ever yelled "Nuffle Sucks" so I can believe your game results as much as your "scientific studies" that never happened.

Darkson · Post by **Darkson** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:45 pm

Indigo wrote:You feeble minded NBA'ers are under the misguided belief that "you make your own luck". How very wrong you are. Nuffle blesses some of your dice so that you BELIEVE you are doing well without him, only to bring you crashing down at the key moments. Let me ask you, how many times have you failed dodges/GFIs at key moments? Since become a reformed activist and crusading Nuffle evangelist I have NEVER failed at a key point!

Let's see. Before I joined the NBA I'd fail about 50% of important dice rolls. After I joined, I still fail 50%. Nope doesn't make a difference to me.

Indigo wrote:Whether you care to believe it or not, Nuffle IS controlling the number of skulls and 1's you roll, it is just the paranoia mercilessly implanted in your mind by Torg, (then ruthlessly played upon by Darkson et al.) that makes you think that it is just "the way it is".

Ruthless? Moi?

I inform people of the existance of the NBA, the ideals we stand for, and then let them nake their own decisions. That the majority of them see the light is testament to th truth we tell.

Indigo wrote:Even the blighted NBA'ers can still receive Nuffle's love if they repent NOW.

Yes, we all know what sort of love Nuffle want's to give you.

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:38 pm

Darkson wrote:Let's see. Before I joined the NBA I'd fail about 50% of important dice rolls. After I joined, I still fail 50%. Nope doesn't make a difference to me.

This is normal as Nuffle was with you before and after you joined the NBA. A simple organization doesn't stop him from making you suffer or being granted something extra in dire times. We of the clergy hoped that by now you would have seen that.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:25 pm

Everyone seems to be talking in circles here, what it basically comes down to is that there really isn't much difference in the beliefs of the NBA and RCN, Nuffle does what he wants period. No one can disagree with that, the RCN want to give Nuffle praise (you're all free to do what you want, you're also free to run naked through the streets with NUFFLE LOVES YOU painted on your arse). The NBA doesn't care about Nuffle and would just as well tell him to f*** *ff and ignore him altogether, we just want people to be able to make their own minds up by hearing both sides, and as I have already said, there isn't any difference in what the 2 organisations believe as far as Nuffle is concerned, just how you deal with it. For all the zealous noobs here who don't remember when this first started, the first round of NBA vs RCN (or RUNCORN as it was then known) basically came to the same conclusion about Nuffle that I have stated, he will do whatever he wants no matter what we all do, so deal with that however you want.

Asperon Thorn · Post by **Asperon Thorn** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:39 pm

Which means we, the Orthodox Nufflers, can forgive the whole lot of you, both types of wackos. Because you are still playing Bloodbowl, and as a result, worshipping Nuffle.

Asperon Thorn

Lordred · Post by **Lordred** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:15 pm

Although it is written that Nuffle invented BloodBowl, we want to play BB seperated from Nuffle and the worshipping. And in these days BloodBowl is just a game for joy and fame and no more a way of solving conflicts between different races to prevent endless wars.
It is no loner the "Game in the spririt of Nuffle". Nuffle can go home and leave us coaches alone! Fortune shall bring us Ones and Skulls and not the evilness of Mr. N.
So our playing is no worshipping of Nuffle!

Arsiel · Post by **Arsiel** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:25 am

Ah Lordred thats where you are wrong every match you play makes nuffle stronger. Every time you blasphemers take His name in vain you are promoting Him in His work. So Keep up the good work.

Grasshopper · Post by **Grasshopper** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:20 pm

What's the thing that we all say
after crippling casualties?
N-U-F-F-L-E S-U-C-K-S!

Hey, there! Ho, there! Whoa, there!
Why is this happening to us!
N-U-F-F-L-E S-U-C-K-S!

Nuffle Sucks! What the f@#k!
Nuffle Sucks! What the f@#k!
Forever we wish that he would just die!
DIE! DIE! DIE!

Curse the song and sing along
Blasphemers, scamps & thugs
N-U-F-F-L-E S-U-C-K-S!

And, the ending...

(Softly)
I'm all alone in the endzone
The game is almost done,
I'm gonna score... just a little more...
Oh S#!T, I rolled a ONE ! ! !
What the f@#k! Nuffle Sucks!
What the f@#k! Nuffle Sucks!
Forever we wish that he would just die!
N-U-F- Hey Nuffle F YOU!
F-L-E - Why? Because we hate you!
S-U-C-K-S!!!

Adapted by GRASSHOPPER, Apprentice Choir Leader, for the Nuffle Blasphemers Association

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:30 pm

Though I am not in the same camp as Torg, I do agree with him. Therefor a quote of his earlier comment. This thread has not been made to fight eachother, or say which one is best. For that we have the fight forum in the your comments section!!!!!!!!!!
If you have anything to mention about the differences between NBA and RCN in facts then state them here, otherwise go away to the above mentioned thread!
Thank you!

Everyone seems to be talking in circles here, what it basically comes down to is that there really isn't much difference in the beliefs of the NBA and RCN, Nuffle does what he wants period. No one can disagree with that, the RCN want to give Nuffle praise (you're all free to do what you want, you're also free to run naked through the streets with NUFFLE LOVES YOU painted on your arse). The NBA doesn't care about Nuffle and would just as well tell him to f*** *ff and ignore him altogether, we just want people to be able to make their own minds up by hearing both sides, and as I have already said, there isn't any difference in what the 2 organisations believe as far as Nuffle is concerned, just how you deal with it. For all the zealous noobs here who don't remember when this first started, the first round of NBA vs RCN (or RUNCORN as it was then known) basically came to the same conclusion about Nuffle that I have stated, he will do whatever he wants no matter what we all do, so deal with that however you want.

neoliminal · Post by **neoliminal** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:57 pm

"The only people who don't like Nuffle are the ones who can't count to his sacred number... Eleventeen." -- Chirpson Woodcarver, Third Apostle of Nuffle.

Colin · Post by **Colin** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:21 pm

I don't use Nuffle's 'sacred number', works just as well with 12 on the pitch.

sean newboy · Post by **sean newboy** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:25 am

That explains alot

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