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There is nothing in this that I can find myself disagreeing with.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Games_Workshop

My favorite bit

For a brief summary of Games Workshops' world of Warhammer Fantasy, take a trip to your local bookstore, purchase both every major work of fantasy literature written in the past thirty years and an atlas of the world during the 16th century (this in itself will be cheaper than actually purchasing the game), then place them in an industrial-sized blender. Just add water, connect the blender to a mains outlet and press the on button. Voila! The mush you have produced is Warhammer.

ROFL as you kids put it

Heff wrote:For a brief summary of Games Workshops' world of Warhammer Fantasy, take a trip to your local bookstore, purchase both every major work of fantasy literature written in the past thirty years and an atlas of the world during the 16th century (this in itself will be cheaper than actually purchasing the game), then place them in an industrial-sized blender. Just add water, connect the blender to a mains outlet and press the on button. Voila! The mush you have produced is Warhammer.

And then accuse everyone else of plagiarism.

Clearly this was written quite a few days ago as the prices quoted have gone up by 25% already.

Long_Bomb wrote:Clearly this was written quite a few days ago as the prices quoted have gone up by 25% already.

Yes, but prices have gone up 25% since you posted. And another 25% since I clicked submit on this post.

Nice find deadnup.
Quite a few laughs here too!

Blood Bowl was restricted by Games Workshop as to many potential paying customers complained about it making their brain hurt.

Well, it does hurt my brain...

Baduk wrote:

Blood Bowl was restricted by Games Workshop as to many potential paying customers complained about it making their brain hurt.

Well, it does hurt my brain...

Blood Bowl makes my brain hurt. That thinking fast business is a lot of hard work. I prefer playing two turns in an afternoon to 16 in two hours.

Eldar: Space Elves. With guns. And floating tanks. Feel guilty after thousands of years of Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll and accidentally gave birth to a new God of Pleasure. Sound Good? It isn't, imagine an Aggressive Transvestite Insane Clown Posse Appreciation group on LSD.

Snorted tea through my nose on that one!

Warpstone wrote:

Eldar: Space Elves. With guns. And floating tanks. Feel guilty after thousands of years of Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll and accidentally gave birth to a new God of Pleasure. Sound Good? It isn't, imagine an Aggressive Transvestite Insane Clown Posse Appreciation group on LSD.

Snorted tea through my nose on that one!

Skurk78 wrote:

Baduk wrote:

Blood Bowl was restricted by Games Workshop as to many potential paying customers complained about it making their brain hurt.

Well, it does hurt my brain...

Blood Bowl makes my brain hurt. That thinking fast business is a lot of hard work. I prefer playing two turns in an afternoon to 16 in two hours.

I always find that BB doesn't have enough dice-rolling, so its too random. I'd rather roll 200 dice per turn, that way I know I'm getting fair results.

Sandwich wrote: I always find that BB doesn't have enough dice-rolling, so its too random. I'd rather roll 200 dice per turn, that way I know I'm getting fair results.

Absolutely. After all, how can you be wrong if 200 die rolls say you're right?