Dwarves are filth...

[SillySod]

And people say elves are a Timmy team.

I... er... people say that about amazons, not elves.

Unless Digger_Gorman has become plural.

[Jdbecks]

I hate dwarves too, they are so mind numbing boring to play against and the skills their linemen come with is crazy including their absurdly cheap rerolls, just lol while you spam 1d blocks.

I wish for every dwarf a slow and painful death, a rock thrown on them each drive and I hope their coaches get hate mail, shunned from society and loose all their friends.

[Heff]

I hate dwarves too, they are so mind numbing boring to play against and the skills their linemen come with is crazy including their absurdly cheap rerolls, just lol while you spam 1d blocks.

I wish for every dwarf a slow and painful death, a rock thrown on them each drive and I hope their coaches get hate mail, shunned from society and loose all their friends.

A convert.. come to me my child and together we can discuss plans to cut their beards and pee in their beer!

[burgun824]

I concur with most everything Heff says about dwarves but on the contrary I love those furry little bastards.

They are so incredibly irritating to play against and I love watching people get frustrated over something silly, so for me it's a win.

[Iranian Spy]

The tears in this thread were delicious

[Colin]

How many "we hate dwarves" threads do we really need? Yes, GW made some bad decisions when converting teams over from 2ed to 3ed (they should've started from scratch), but you can pick out problems with a number of rosters, not just dwarves.
You had a bad game and came here to vent, but like Thads said, "Suck it up".

[Darkson]

Bah, so says the two dwarf loving mods.

Me, I'm a equal opportunity hater - I hope all dwarfs and all elfs die slow horrible deaths.

[Jdbecks]

How many "we hate dwarves" threads do we really need? Yes, GW made some bad decisions when converting teams over from 2ed to 3ed (they should've started from scratch), but you can pick out problems with a number of rosters, not just dwarves.
You had a bad game and came here to vent, but like Thads said, "Suck it up".

Until every potential dwarf coach fears leaving his lonely dark cave, then the threads will stop....our secret army of propaganda specialist are currently infiltrating all levels of social and government media, our sleeper cells are covertly working for courier and postal company's stealing dwarf teams that have been ordered online, then the names and address of the purchaser are sent to our snatch squads!

and remember, see a dwarf coach......................

[DixonCider]

How many "we hate dwarves" threads do we really need? Yes, GW made some bad decisions when converting teams over from 2ed to 3ed (they should've started from scratch), but you can pick out problems with a number of rosters, not just dwarves.
You had a bad game and came here to vent, but like Thads said, "Suck it up".

Until every potential dwarf coach fears leaving his lonely dark cave, then the threads will stop....our secret army of propaganda specialist are currently infiltrating all levels of social and government media, our sleeper cells are covertly working for courier and postal company's stealing dwarf teams that have been ordered online, then the names and address of the purchaser are sent to our snatch squads!

and remember, see a dwarf coach......................

well... that escalated quickly.



I don't mind teaching people just starting using dwarfs as they have a wide variety of skills right out of the box, and losing to someone on their first game gives them a boosted confidence boost(much better than squishing them, their players, elderly loved ones, and beloved family pets). Think of it this way, dwarf's have an advantage right out of the gate but at the end of a season or two other bash teams will bash better and the agile teams will run circles around the dwarfs.

[SetzerGabbz]

[Heff]

MY EYES!

[voyagers_uk]

Bah, so says the two dwarf loving mods.

Me, I'm a equal opportunity hater - I hope all dwarfs and all elfs die slow horrible deaths.

just to be clear, I am with Thads and Colin on this so 3 Dwarf loving Mods

[Jdbecks]

You lot only like dwarfs because they stand at waist height

[JT-Y]

I'm buying a Dwarf team, complete with Death Roller and chainsaw wielding star.
Anything that causes such wailing and gnashing of teeth, well, it must be a good thing. If you can make your opponent flee weeping and bawling from the room in a stream of snot and tears, leaving their mini's and hobby behind in utter gut churning misery, then you as a player must be doing something right, good, and to be proud of.

Tourneys should award a trophy for such alpha-gamer achievements, and the victims should be pilloried in the town square for being such utter metrosexuals.

As a great man once said when asked 'what is best in life?': ''To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women''.

I want some of that action.

[AllyRdr]

I'm buying a Dwarf team, complete with Death Roller and chainsaw wielding star.
Anything that causes such wailing and gnashing of teeth, well, it must be a good thing. If you can make your opponent flee weeping and bawling from the room in a stream of snot and tears, leaving their mini's and hobby behind in utter gut churning misery, then you as a player must be doing something right, good, and to be proud of.

Tourneys should award a trophy for such alpha-gamer achievements, and the victims should be pilloried in the town square for being such utter metrosexuals.

As a great man once said when asked 'what is best in life?': ''To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women''.

I want some of that action.

If you just read back through the thread again, you'll hear the lamentation of the women...


:p