Team Names...

[JT-Y]

My humans are the Blackwater Barbarians, following the simpe trick of taking a Warhammer location and tacking on a football (or in this case rugby) team name.

My norse are the Skræddere af Jorvik, which is silly but suitable

[SetzerGabbz]

Hammerforge Runesmiths: Dwarfs. Boring fluffy names.
Heralds of Hashut: Chaos Dwarfs. Babylonian names for the Dwarfs, and typical one syllable gross sounding names for the Hobbos (Flik, Grug, Kronk)
Court of the Crimson King: Underworld. Every player has the name of a character from the song of the same name by King Crimson (Keeper of the City Keys, Pattern Juggler, Purple Piper, etc)

[inkpwn]

Dwarfs= Bronze berserkers, Miner leaguers
Underworld= Southland Fish Canners
Apes (Humans/Amazons/Norse)= Lustria fighting kongs *FORTIS COLLUCTOR VELICO!*
Undead= Night of the living rulebook
Slann= Pond Scum

uuuuhhhh, there's more but be danged if I can remember.

[lunchmoney]

The team I enjoy playing the most in my league;
The Barren Greenbacks, coached by the dastardly Baron Greenback.
Team members include Stiletto Mafiosa, Copper Conk Cassidy, Nero, Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III, J. J. Quark, El Loco, Mac the Fork, and many more.

(Astute readers will note a theme in those names......)

[Heff]

The team I enjoy playing the most in my league;
The Barren Greenbacks, coached by the dastardly Baron Greenback.
Team members include Stiletto Mafiosa, Copper Conk Cassidy, Nero, Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III, J. J. Quark, El Loco, Mac the Fork, and many more.

(Astute readers will note a theme in those names......)

Cripes DM

[musicwithrocksin]

My goblins are the Bad Moon Wunderstuff and for reasons I cannot fathom I love that name
Necromantic are the Nightmare Wanderers
Skaven are the Haarlem Sewer Trotters

Naming a new team is part of what I really like about the game ... and I get unneccessarily upset when I can't think of a good 'un!

[Dr. Von Richten]

Some Team/Player names of mine:

Necro 1: Live Fast, Die Young (Coach: Good Looking Corpse): Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones, Robert Johnson and other rockstars who died at age 27.
Necro 2: Dead Poets Society (Coach: Homeros): William Shakespeare, Charles Baudelaire, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and other ... well, dead poets!
Skaven: the Rat Pack (Coach: Lauren Bacall): Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Humphrey Bogart and other singers/actors from that era.
Chaos 1: Viva La Revolucion (Coach: Mikhail Bakunin): Maximillien Robespierre, Ruhollah 'Ayatollah' Khomeini, Ernesto 'Che' Guevara and other revolutionaries
Chaos 2: The Nuclear Age (Coach: J. Robert Oppenheimer): Chernobyl, Fukushima Daiichi, Three Mile Island and other nuclear disasters.

I have more teams, but their names won't make sense to non-dutch speakers.

[fred7]

Chaos Pact : Last-Turn Faildice
Dwarves : Drunken King's Anvilheads
Human : Bad Luck Black Cats
Orcs : Hedz'Axerz
Skavens : Raticidz
Undead : More Dread Ankous

[Sandwich]

I've got several names I tend to re-use, and some races that I just can't think of a good naming scheme for.

Some of my real-life sports parodies:
Chaos: Beat-em-up Cult (taken from former NFL team Baltimore Colts)
Orc: Noo Orc Jiantz

Some awful-pun names I use:
Goblin: Gitz n Shigglez
Orc: Orcspendables - all named after action heroes
Slann: Reservoir Frogs - with all the players obviously named Mr {colour}
Undead: P Diddy's Christmas Card List - (mostly) dead rap stars
Vampire: A bunch of Counts

And then some "proper" themed teams:
Elf: White Lightning - all named after cheap ciders
High Elf: Sparkling Spellweavers - posher cousins of above, named after champagnes
Ogre: Far Far Away Fairytales - Shrek characters
Vampire: Sunnydale Razorbacks - Buffy characters
Skaven: Nuffle's 13 - similar to someone's above, all named after actors from (the original) Ocean's 11
Norse: Fourteen(ish) Norsemen of the Apocalypse - started off with proper signs of the apocalypse, then ended up with the kind of things you'd see in Daily Mail headlines
Human: Tilea Slammers - all named after cocktails (with a pseudo-Italian base to the names)
Plus two teams named around Anchorman characters... Dwarf: Beards of Zeus and Norse: Great Odins Ravens

Yes... I spend too long thinking up team names and themes

[Baduk]

Vampire: A bunch of Counts

Is that team on Fumbbl? With players Count Flaps, Count Face, Count Juice and Count Licker?
It's so bad it's hilarious

[Heff]

[quote="Sandwich"
Vampire: A bunch of Counts

Is that team on Fumbbl? With players Count Flaps, Count Face, Count Juice and Count Licker?
It's so bad it's hilarious [/quote]
Oh that is SO wrong on so many levels

[TheDoc]

[quote="Sandwich"
Vampire: A bunch of Counts

Is that team on Fumbbl? With players Count Flaps, Count Face, Count Juice and Count Licker?
It's so bad it's hilarious

Oh that is SO wrong on so many levels[/quote]

Only one thing to say to that Sandwich:

Duuuuuuude!

[Glowworm]

Undead = Single parent (Only had 1 mummy!!)
Humans = Bad Habits (Used Shadowforge nuns team)
'Zons = Sisters of no mercy (Old goth me!!)
Slann = Anphibious Assualt
Orc = Da'Orcaster Rovers (Im a Doncaster rovers fan) (Someone has to be)
Goblins (Neomics) = Green Machine
Goblins (Squig team) Battlesquig Galactica
Norse = Valhalla Belles (Roll Jordon (IIRc??) Female barbarian team)
Vampire = Canine terror (Play on canine teeth & the fact I use Anubis from Impact!! as the Vamps)
Dark Elf = Shadowland disciples
Lizardmen (No Saurus stunty build) "They Skink its all over"
Lizardmen (With Saurus) Little & Large (Also use this for Ogres when I had them)
Khemri = Skull cove Buccaneers (Used Malifaux (?) Skeleton pirates and the four warriors from Impact for this team)
High Elf / Pro Elf / Skaven / Underworld / 'Flings / All remain un-named as I am yet to play them competatively.....

There are some others but they escape me at the moment....

[Heff]

Human teams
dinamo kislev with Soviet era politburo names. Stalin Lenin etc
House of Batiatus all named after the characters in spartacus

Amazons

Bumpengrynde Allstars all named after black porn stars with one exception who has been given the name of a clients girlfriend (the best porn name EVER and it is her real one)

Norse
Cinnamon Whirl (my favorite danish) all named Erik after Erik the dane at the ECBBL

Necro
Highgate cemetarians, all named after people who are buried in Highgate cemetary

Fling/scotlings
Heffs Haggis Hurlers All given working class scots names with the trees named Douglas Fir and Kenneth Mc Al Pine

My next project are Skaven

Lower than Vermin- all to be named after UK coalition Ministers Cameron Osborne Clegg and Alexander are the runners. Strip is to be yellow and blue

Edit

Forgot my Ogres Fe Fi Fo Fum DOH Used Heresy miniatures that remind me of 2000AD Rogue Trooper so are called Helm Gunnar etc

[BarmiArmi]

Valhalla Valkyries - amazon - all names are mixtures of norse mythology and various fictional warrior women
A dish best served cold - Necromatic - all names are from the book 'best served cold'
Posh and proud of it - High Elves - all the players are called 'The Ceasar' 'The Count' and so on
The Bloodfeast - Vampire - All the Vampires are called after blood groups (A positive etc) whilst the thralls have names such as supper or happy meal