Jervis in her pants!

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Jervis in her pants!

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This is a real-life story, that i believe you Blood Bowlers do appreciate. Me and my friend Blackbull (Naf-name) were going to go to our common friend's girlfriend's birthday party last summer. Only problem was, that we didn't know what to bring her as birthday present. After couple beers we got a master idea, that we would need carry out. This girl is a very pretty girl and we both were secretly envious for her boyfriend, because we both also wanted to get into her pants ;) So, the plan was to get into her pants as her birthday present by any means. We desided to buy her ”sexy” panties with a picture of us in them. Problem was, that we couldn't find any good picture, where would only be me and blackbull, and there was only half hour time before the printing shop would close. Then we found picture of us + Jervis Johnson in it... and it was perfect. We couldn't think of any girl, who wouldn't want to have Jervis in her panties. He is like the David Beckham of Blood Bowl, but better looking :), so we chose that picture and printed it on the panties. On the birthday party we gave her a speech, where we explained the story behind the present and she liked it a lot (not sure about her boyfriend though :D). So now there is a girl in Finland who proudly carries Jervis in her pants :)

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Hope you enjoyed the story! :)

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Good story Simo! I think Jervis would be most embarrassed :D

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And now we know how large the womens pants are in Finland!!! :o

Great story!!

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You have printed the picture on the outside. You are not IN her pants but ON them. that is a very different proposition! :lol:

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Heff wrote:You have printed the picture on the outside. You are not IN her pants but ON them. that is a very different proposition! :lol:
D'OH...So true! :D Luckily thought is the most important :)

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Heff wrote:You have printed the picture on the outside. You are not IN her pants but ON them. that is a very different proposition! :lol:
Day 2 you flip them inside-out and wear again surely? You know, to save the environment, or something? No?

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Heff wrote:You have printed the picture on the outside. You are not IN her pants but ON them. that is a very different proposition! :lol:
So close .... yet so far away!!!

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Ally-L wrote:
Heff wrote:You have printed the picture on the outside. You are not IN her pants but ON them. that is a very different proposition! :lol:
Day 2 you flip them inside-out and wear again surely? You know, to save the environment, or something? No?
I don't think the female species understands nor follows that part of male culture.

Lovely plan & execution btw.

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Do you have any pics of her wearing ONLY those pants?

If not, would you like some?

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I'm so proud to be Finnish right now. Thank you Simo!

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Magictobe wrote:And now we know how large the womens pants are in Finland!!! :o

Great story!!
Those are called G-strings in Finland :D
Skurk78 wrote:I'm so proud to be Finnish right now. Thank you Simo!
You're welcome! All publicity is good publicity :)

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