Blood Bowl Sponsor Names

bluetooth · Post by **bluetooth** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 5:26 pm

Okay, I'm looking for ideas for Blood Bowl sponsors. There are some famous sponsors already like Orca Cola and Bloodweiser, but what other could there be?

What about some sponsors for specific races/teams? Amazons could perhaps have "Dyke" (Nike) shoes and chaos is of course sponsored by "Khorne Flakes".

Any other ideas for sponsor names?

Slim Shady · Post by **Slim Shady** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 5:38 pm

Ratbok (Rebok)
Corpse Light (Coors Light)
Skull (Skoal)
Orc Rinds (Pork Rinds)

I suck at puns though...
that was all I could come up with.

Post by **Thadrin** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 5:48 pm

Orcidas...Reeborc...I have a bunch of ads on my website (click my web button to get there).

Its not funny really, but my dwarf team are sponsored by Muller ales. This comes from some slang from when I was younger "to get mullered", which meant to get heavily beaten, or in this case to get thoroughly drunk. It sounds like Miller too which helps.

I once saw an ad for "Burger Thing" as well...and lets not forget McMurty's.

madhobbit · Post by **madhobbit** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 8:29 pm

My halfling team is sponsored by Conimax, the halfling kitchen at home. I also created a logo/altered the logo for it:

veron · Post by **veron** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 9:03 pm

Middenheim Mirror - newspaper.

I even made a banner for it years, years ago...

narkotic · Post by **narkotic** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 9:14 pm

I made up some for my fan fiction:

"Bashy-Bashy Concrete" (main competitor of "Astrogranite Ltd.")
"Bilbo Gold" ("We provide you with some precioussss")
"Rip-Zit Tools" (Secret Weapon producer)
"Chaos Biotech" ("Why not make your life easier with a third limb?")
"Warpstone Inc." ("Worldwide top producer of never-ending illumination")
"Snotling Security Systems" ("You pay, we scream!")
"Saurus Records" ("Finest Stoner-Rock music, from a distant past")
"Blodger-Crysler" ("Convenient grinding since 2056)

veron · Post by **veron** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 9:15 pm

narkotic wrote: "Snotling Security Systems" ("You pay, we scream!")

Haha, that's a good one!

Post by **Dave** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 9:22 pm

BT

Bloody Telatalkas

Nopiltzin · Post by **Nopiltzin** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:45 am

I have done a few altered logos.

[img]http://www.beriere.de/bloodbowl/img/chainsaw.gif[[/img]
[img]http://www.beriere.de/bloodbowl/img/orcafone.gif[[/img]
[img]http://www.beriere.de/bloodbowl/img/frenzy.gif[[/img]

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 10:29 am

narkotic wrote:"Bilbo Gold" ("We provide you with some precioussss")

Nice one, but shouldn't it be Gollem Gold? (It's a free market of course so the choice is yours!)

narkotic · Post by **narkotic** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:48 am

No, "Bilbo Gold" suceeded in an unfriendly takeover of "Gollum Gold" after they made some really lousy marketing moves and consecutive bad customer care. Seing his stock market value going down the bin, Gollum Jr. finally jumped into an active volcano as this is an old habbit of the familly.
Bilbo Gold downsized the company of their former rival and re-sold it as "Fools Gold Inc." to some greedy Dwarfs.

Post by **Old Man Draco** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 12:52 pm

narkotic wrote:No, "Bilbo Gold" suceeded in an unfriendly takeover of "Gollum Gold" after they made some really lousy marketing moves and consecutive bad customer care. Seing his stock market value going down the bin, Gollum Jr. finally jumped into an active volcano as this is an old habbit of the familly.
Bilbo Gold downsized the company of their former rival and re-sold it as "Fools Gold Inc." to some greedy Dwarfs.

Indigo · Post by **Indigo** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 2:34 pm

there is also Squiggers (Snickers), Orca-Cola, some Griff Oberwald movie, Spikey: Just hit it (instead of Nike: Just do it), and some referee mutilation society one all kicking about out there as animated gifs. Mail me if you want them

Ded Bull too

BlanchPrez · Post by **BlanchPrez** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 4:57 pm

Some that I have used in my games and fiction:

MithralSoft, who do you want to pound today?

Questcomm, makers of fine adventure gear.

Sports Decapitated, THE newsletter of the Questcomm Blood Bowl League. Coming soon, the Sports Decapitated Chaos Swimsuit issue, featuring famed Beastman cheerleader, Khorny Ierland!

Chris

Post by **Thadrin** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:54 pm

Sports decapitated? oh man...I am so stealing THAT idea...
(if you don't mind BP)