Halflings are better than Goblins

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Halflings are better than Goblins

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Glowworm said so!

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But Ogres are the best, so that's ok.

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Pah! Power gamers! Real men play all-snotling.

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Its not bloodbowl unless you have a chainsaw running around

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sirsebstar wrote:Its not bloodbowl unless you have a chainsaw running around
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Halflings are better. It's a fact.

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Slight derail, but Trumpkin did also say that they have crane flies the size of watermelons in Yate.

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dfunkateer wrote:Slight derail, but Trumpkin did also say that they have crane flies the size of watermelons in Yate.
Sooooo they have very tiny watermelons in Yate??? :smoking:

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Bomber vs Treemen.

"CATCH!"

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"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"

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Scrappa wrote:Bomber vs Treemen.

"CATCH!"

*kaboom*

"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"

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What can possibly go wrong? :D

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Underworld Goblins > Halflings.

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They taste better. They're more fun to punch in the face.

But otherwise no, they most certainly are not.

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Goblins are great - but they can't hire Puggy Baconbreath so it's no contest.

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Halflings are great - but they can't hire Fungus the Loon so it's no contest.

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RoterSternHochdahl wrote:
Scrappa wrote:Bomber vs Treemen.

"CATCH!"

*kaboom*

"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"

Instant toothpicks.
What can possibly go wrong? :D
They could roll the 6 to intercept, then the 6 not to scatter crazily!

Or you could roll a 1 and drop it next to you.

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