Halflings are better than Goblins
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Halflings are better than Goblins
Glowworm said so!
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Pah! Power gamers! Real men play all-snotling.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Its not bloodbowl unless you have a chainsaw running around
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Like.sirsebstar wrote:Its not bloodbowl unless you have a chainsaw running around
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Slight derail, but Trumpkin did also say that they have crane flies the size of watermelons in Yate.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Sooooo they have very tiny watermelons in Yate???dfunkateer wrote:Slight derail, but Trumpkin did also say that they have crane flies the size of watermelons in Yate.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Bomber vs Treemen.
"CATCH!"
*kaboom*
"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"
Instant toothpicks.
"CATCH!"
*kaboom*
"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"
Instant toothpicks.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
What can possibly go wrong?Scrappa wrote:Bomber vs Treemen.
"CATCH!"
*kaboom*
"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"
Instant toothpicks.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
They taste better. They're more fun to punch in the face.
But otherwise no, they most certainly are not.
But otherwise no, they most certainly are not.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Goblins are great - but they can't hire Puggy Baconbreath so it's no contest.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
Halflings are great - but they can't hire Fungus the Loon so it's no contest.
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Re: Halflings are better than Goblins
They could roll the 6 to intercept, then the 6 not to scatter crazily!RoterSternHochdahl wrote:What can possibly go wrong?Scrappa wrote:Bomber vs Treemen.
"CATCH!"
*kaboom*
"HIT THE TREE ON THE GROUND WITH THE CHAINSAW!"
Instant toothpicks.
Or you could roll a 1 and drop it next to you.
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