Most funny aftermatch notes!

[roysorlie]

Hey, just for the fun of it.

How about posting some cool postmatch notes.
In my league, we have a bunch oh hilarious postmatch notes.

I'll give a few here. Really funny. (warning, some notes include language not suited for children)

1. Ping-Pong-Bash (Easy Measy)
2. Bad Habits & Bankrupcy, Duck!
3. All dwarfs MUST DIEEEE!!!!!!!!
4. BITCH ASS.. Oh,.. Why WHY do I NEVER learn?? (against dwarfs)

Oh.. most of the Why WHY WHYYYY? results are against dwarf teams.

5. I'm gonna kill every mother Farming dwarf, and kill them, and kill them and kill them....
6. Die Dwarfs, Die Shitheads, the !censored!!!
7. All dwarves are gonna die sooo hard, they won't belive it, ....
8. Ohh.. how i HATE NOT AHAVING ENOUGH PLAYERS!!!!

It goes on.
The dwarf player in that particular league had a nasty habit of crippling other teams. The notes speak for themselves.

Luckily, this player isn't around anymore.

Now you guys post some!

[roysorlie]

He he...
A few more :

1. Bankrupcy, Niggling Injury. Hansi (the dwarf player) You dick!
2. REVENGE!!! (against, you guessed it.. tHansi's Dwarf team)
3. Don't try to dodge! One of my players died for it. (ever had that same felling???)
4. Playing against Henrik isn't fun. Never was, never will be.
5. AAAAaaaaarggghh!

Hehe

[Mojoshenpo]

... -1 FF on a damned "1"! (and I'd WON that game)

...Conceded; no other comment

...Mummy Rama-Lama-Ding Dead (Dammit)

... Painful, painful dice....

... Thunder (a GR) pulls down bull centaur by tail; otherwise we suck!

... 1 for 4 on quick passes; defeated by kickoff rolls and dice....

Not overly clever, but gives an idea of my current skill and fate

[roysorlie]

Good good! Keep going guys. I have tons more!
(we've actually kept every roster ever made since we started playing.. )

[Skummy]

Zug arrested; RacerX paid 15K; Pouring Rain; Gunsmoke niggles; 9 blown KO rolls in a row; four boneheads in 1st half; Double ones and skulls all game; Bonanza AGES! (#)UCK ME! Purchase new lineman.

2nd Toll Slayer killed! Longbeard with guard niggled 1st, and then killed! Both AG 4 Blitzers niggled! Runner ages on second skill! Lose FF and roll 1 for money. PLEASE NO MORE (#)UCKING GAMES LIKE THIS ONE!!!

Chaos gods bestow a virus upon the Spiders, forcing 4 of them out of the game. The gods then yanked away their favor by having the apothecary fail when my Str4 Guard SV died. Spiders kill my Str4 Thrower on Turn 3, 1st half! Why do the gods hate me?

[DaFrenchCoach]

Hum, Unfortunately, the current online league in which I'm playing is down (server is down), but if you have some knowledge in French you shouold take a look here:

www.francebloodbowl.com

When the website will be back.

THere is a very interesting ranking system (who said maybe better than some others ), and a note gave to every match, depending on casualties, TD, spectators, and other stuff, if i remind it well.

ANd both coach should give their feedback about the game, of course...

EDIT: OMG! 1000 posts !

[Heiper]

Congrats with 1k posts

[Dave]

how about:

The Drakes (undead) were Dead Meat (after a loss)

The Rodents Raged on .. (the Raging Rodents are our Skaven team)

Both FeYeNoOrd and the Rodents were very, very, VERY close to winning.

One of my favorites is:

FeYeNoOrc! (FeYeNoOrd, Fear Ye No Ordeal, is our Norse team. They just beat the Orcs 6 - 0) (look how the exclamation mark makes the c into a d)

[roysorlie]

Well, a little off topic, but still..

Ever had this though when a 7 is rolled on the KO table??

"Well Bob, looks like the weathers changing....."
".... No, Dave. The weather isn't changing.."

Yeah, well.

Here's another funny post match note:

"One day, one beatuiful day, I'll get grudge match, and THAT day, there won't be a dwarf left standing."

[Mojoshenpo]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

(This happened when an Amazon block t-boned a high-elf lineman into the crowd and I, incredible as it was to all and myself, rolled double-6 and a 6!)