The Twelve Games of BloodBowl

[JPS]

The Twelve Games of BloodBowl

In my first game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
A triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my second game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my third game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fourth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my fifth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my sixth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my seventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s!
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eighth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my ninth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my tenth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my eleventh game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
And a triple-skull on a re-roll!

In my twelfth game of BloodBowl,
Lord Nuffle did bestow,
Twelve teams to start with,
Eleven elves a-passing
Ten Slann a-leaping
Nine Nurgles rotting
Eight Goblins cheating,
Seven ‘Flings a-flyin’
Six Living Rulebooks
Five C and D’s,
Four shiny cups,
Three bribed refs,
Two stupid Trolls,
AND A TRIPLE-SKULL ON A RE-ROLL!!!


Merry Christmas Every One!!!!

JPS

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[Powerhausen]

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[Pug]

LOL..HA-HA-HA-HAAA!

Great stuff!

[Grumbledook]

nicely done

[voyagers_uk]

you've got rythym

[rodders]

gonna be in my head all day now

[frogbear]

Very good!

[TheAzman]

That was probably the best parody of Twelve Days of Christmas I have ever seen/heard in my life! Very creative JPS!

[Alkaline13]

That is amazing!

[skritter]

Some people have too much time on their hands... glad to see to put it to good use... eehh!! eehh!!

[lordchaos]

Awesome. I just sang that out loud for my son.

[WildAnimal]

Anyone doing an MP3 file for this one?

[zerak]

lovely!